MY NEW SLEEPING BUDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HEY IO QUICK? ON WIMKIN IF I BLOCKED JOE BLOW HOW THE FUCK CAN IT FOLLOW ME THAT IS REALLY STUPID
OK Y THE FUCK IS CHAT DOWN ON WIMKIN?
I HOPE THAT EVERYONE HAD A GREAT CHRISTMAS. I JUST STAYED IN BED WATCHING CHRISTMAS MOVIES ALL DAY. SINCE THANKSGIVING I HAVE WATCHED OVER 100 CHRISTMAS MOVIES
Due To Inflation, Panhandlers Now Only Accepting $100 Bills
LOS ANGELES - As a result of record inflation, local panhandlers are rejecting the majority of monetary donations, and are instead requiring donors to pony up a minimum of $100.
Everyone I am running a test here. I don't care if you don't like me or not as long as WIMKIN says we are friends I want to see how many respond that we are friends and seeing my posts or not. Please ... View MoreEveryone I am running a test here. I don't care if you don't like me or not as long as WIMKIN says we are friends I want to see how many respond that we are friends and seeing my posts or not. Please respond with MERRY CHRISTMAS and HAPPY NEW YEAR. In the comments. Thanks again
Rudolph Changes Name To Rolanda, Dominates Female Reindeer Games
NORTH POLE - Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer received praise for taking a stunning and brave stance against outdated binary gender stagnation by changing his name to Rolanda and subsequently dominating
No Yeast Eggnog Cinnamon Rolls
Recipe for no yeast Eggnog Cinnamon Rolls - an easy to make breakfast or brunch recipe for the holiday season with the delicious flavor of eggnog.
Ed and Linda met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking h... View MoreEd and Linda met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home. Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Linda to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. Ed became convinced that Linda was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last.
On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Ed took Linda to a fine restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Ed said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage. So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to warn you, since retiring from the police force, I've turned into a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf.
If that's going to be a problem for us, you'd better say so now!"
Linda took a deep breath and responded, "Ed, that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last five years I've been a hooker."
Ed said, "I bet it's because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball.
PRICELESS BUT A TRUE FACT
I'M OFFICIALLY OFF THE MARKET💍💎🎉🙏❤️
YEA I'VE KEPT MY PERSONAL LIFE PRIVATE & SOMETIMES THATS WHAT YOU GOTTA DO. SORRY.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!!!! 💒💐😍😍😍
February 14, 2022
PLEASE DON'T TAKE IT PERSONAL IF ... View MoreI'M OFFICIALLY OFF THE MARKET💍💎🎉🙏❤️
YEA I'VE KEPT MY PERSONAL LIFE PRIVATE & SOMETIMES THATS WHAT YOU GOTTA DO. SORRY.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!!!! 💒💐😍😍😍
February 14, 2022
PLEASE DON'T TAKE IT PERSONAL IF YOU DID NOT KNOW. I'M NOT PLANNING A BIG WEDDING. FAMILY AND CLOSE FRIENDS.
PLEASE DON'T WORRY ABOUT GIFTS. ALL WE ASK FOR IS YOUR PRESENCE ON OUR SPECIAL DAY BECAUSE WE HAVE EVERYTHING, WE NEED OTHER THAN YOUR LOVE AND SUPPORT. SO, THANK YOU FOR YOUR BLESSINGS IN ADVANCE 😘😘😘
JUST BRING SOMEONE I CAN GET MARRIED TO. 😜😂
LET'S SEE WHO READS THIS ENTIRE STATUS. I FOUND THIS HILARIOUS. GET SOMEONE ELSE AND REPOST!!!
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